Saturday, August 25, 2007

Filler

What do you call a Bengali with breast cancer?
Ray-cyst

What do you call a Shaivite who dislikes Karan Johar?
Shun-Karan

What if the anti-Christ were insomniac?
Night-mien

Why did the unemployed man shout 'Kri! Kri! Kri! Kri! Kri! Kri! Kri! Kri! Kri!'?
Because he wanted nau-kri.

What did the Tamilian tell his friends after installing Microsoft's latest OS in his hostel?
Hostel-le Vista, baby!

Who is what?
There is God.

Please, beg pardon. It is 2 AM. So therefore I am sleepy only.

In other news, I worked today. Did you?

10 comments:

I love Lucy said...

Did you just make all that up?

And that too at 2 am?!

Harish said...

Work has indeed taken a heavy toll on you.

HaalPudi. said...

yes.
and i'm working tomorrow.
don't give me a chance to whine.

Hostel-le Vista was best.

K said...

Yeah. Worked really hard at trying to get in touch with you. To no avail. :-(

How are you?

Anonymous said...

They all
nice.

Parisarapremi said...

ಯಪ್ಪಾ... ರಾಮರಾಮ!!!

Kavitha said...

Good ones...

But 2 AM??

Malaveeka said...

Very nice ones. I like all. Including those that have been previously mentioned. :)

Malaveeka said...

NEW POST.

PLS.

haalpudi. said...

see? pretty face strikes again.