Tuesday, March 20, 2007

KD, the klutz.

KD is a clumsy idiot. Firstly, he develops warts on his face unprovokedly. Second, he scratches my DVDs by not fixing them down properly in their cases and dragging them all the way from Koramangala to BTM layout(case in point:- Fellini 'La citta della donna' or 'City of women'). Thirdly, he climbs up on a chair in my house, messes up the books I've arranged in a high-up cupboard and brings them all crashing down. If you want to annoy the hell out of me, you can do any one of these things. But if you do all three, and in very quick succession, you will succeed immeasurably in your objective.

It's curious, but he seems to care precious little about the health and safety of my DVDs and books and my bed. I told him today that one side of my bed was paralysed, with the bed having broken down that side. He went and sat down there, right there. I mean..what the hell is that?

I don't know whether he does this on purpose or whether he really is that stupid. The question is open, Mr KD and people who know Mr KD. Even those who don't know him can answer, but they are allowed only to choose the latter option.


Sandeep said...

He is.

Arjun Sharma said...

I agree thoroughly.

Malaveeka said...

you are mean.

Both of you.

Roshan said...

I think he couldn't care less about his behavior in public. You should see him eat man! He feeds the table more than feeding himself.

Karthik D said...

Firstly, You liked it. The wart. You liked it so much that you spoke about it all the time while we were in Karwar. Not only that. You wrote about it. Secondly, It was Sandeep who got those DVDs all scratched up. Not me. I had placed the DVD properly before handing it over to him.
Oh and your bed. You sat on that side too. Right there. A good 20 kgs worth of extra shit. ( I mean.. what the hell is that? )
[Roshan] I dont think all the above had anything to do with public behavior.
[Malaveeka] Yes. And extremely stupid too. All they do is drink, eat heavily and talk shit all the time (Which mostly revolves on the other two things they do)

Arjun Sharma said...
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Arjun Sharma said...

[Malaveeka]Yes. It helps have fun. You should try it too.

[Roshan]I haven't observed his dining habits that closely. But now that you have mentioned it, I will. It's a revelation to me that he feeds himself.

[KD]You have used 'shit' in an angst-ridden manner a total of two times. I can feel the emotion that has gone into it. It's like you saying 'Maatadbeda neenu!' or 'Maatado hange illa, gottalla?' You get all riled up and shake quietly with anger or irritation. And your usual retort is hitting me on the head. And it's not a friendly reprimand or rebuke. You hit quite hard. With malice aforethought. It's fun getting you mad like this.

It's not true that we talk mainly about eating heavily(this phrase has me confused) and drinking. If you remember, on the way back from Karwar, or perhaps before leaving from there, all we talked about was time travel and the plausibility of it. It took us some time to understand it, but with the lucid explanations of Arvind SV, that was made possible.

Of course, some time later, we did return to talking about drinking.

Karthik D said...

{Arjun] Ha Ha! You got it all wrong. Good imagination though.

Time travel? Yes. I remember. Why did you mention that? Is that like the one meaningful conversation you have had in the last... year?

Oh. btw, its fun annoying you.

Arjun Sharma said...

No, I have also talked about Fellini, Bergman, Kubrick and his obsession with perfection, the cinematography of Sven Nykvist, breasts(female) and realtime data collectors.

Karthik D said...

He he. Sari.
Cycle stealing too. You forgot to mention that.

Sneha Divakar said...

sometimes k.d's brain stops working beyonds those 7 words... and thats when he does things like scratching dvd's, crashing books and breaking beds...what say?

c'est moi said...

Men too have breasts.

Some people are not limb-co-ordinated.

Its a ... semi-medical condition.

Not a valid legal defence though.

Nice to be back here.

Check out www.imphalcompany.blogspot.com

S's new blog.


Karthik D said...

[Arjun] Its quite apparent that you were angry, irritated and probably annoyed with me when you wrote this. You should have told me instead of putting it up here.

You are sad. I don't like this.

archana said...

Grow up. Get a life.
You can do better than this. If you try, you can.

Sandeep said...

I don't like the way I've been portrayed here. I may eat heavily (this has me confused too) and drink too, but that doesn't make me any less sensitive to complex social issues like male breasts.

Men can have male breasts. I was reading about it in the paper in one of the medical columns recently. You can get them surgically removed.

ps: I think KD's angry.

Karthik D said...

Ha Ha! Look! Somebody is trying to be funny here! Ha Ha! Ho Ho! Dude, you are funny dude. Awesome! You are talking about male breasts! Ha Ha! And and eating heavily is confusing you! Ha Ha!.. Brilliant. I am laughing here. Its nice to read stuff written about you right? right? especially when someone says such good things about you as this guy has written. Right?

That felt good.

Arjun Sharma said...

[Sneha]You hit the nail on the head...which is probably what someone did to poor KD when he was younger. You know, that would explain a lot of things.

[c'est moi]Hey that doesn't show up on Google search. This is what I got.

[KD]I should have told you instead of putting it up here? That's not a funny option.

Angry, irritated and probably annoyed? Please reframe this sentence with lesser ambiguity.

I'm sad? Yes, my books toppled to the ground from 14 feet above. Twice. That's not a very happy thing to happen to anybody. I love my books and hate to see them treated badly and with such callous disregard.

Anyway, I'm bored. I will only respond if you say something that I deem confrontational. That's more fun than these "You should have told me. We could have talked it out." Americans-on-their-period type comments.

[Archana]Yes, mother.

[KD]You know, I think he is, too. But he's in denial.

Why were you reading about male breasts recently? I am more curious about that than about the male breasts themselves.

Karthik D said...

[Arjun]Americans-on-their-period type of comments? Is it? Thats interesting because this post by itself is very much similar. Mummy! Mummy! This fellow made all my books fall. Twice! Mummy! Uh-oh.. shit
Twice? It was you who made the books fall the second time. It was a perfect replay of the first time. except for the person making them fall.

Karthik D said...

[Sneha] I pity you.

Arjun Sharma said...

[Sandeep]You're right, he is angry.

Karthik D said...

"Thats not a funny option"? Oh! I find tearing up others books funny. Now, Thats a funny option. I hope you find it funny too.

Arjun Sharma said...

[Nivedita and Arvind]

'Karthik D said...

"Thats not a funny option"? Oh! I find tearing up others books funny. Now, Thats a funny option. I hope you find it funny too.'

See what I mean?

OK fine, I'll stop. You two and Malaveeka seem to think I'm being very mean. Therefore, here comes pity and restraint.

Wait, I don't recall Arvind saying I was being mean. He just said 'Paapa KD! Modle maatu baralla avnge, neen bere.'

Karthik D said...

[Arjun] Dude, you are not funny. You suck. Pity? Restraint? You were never man enough to be capable of such things.
You know, the tearing up part was actually fun.

Karthik D said...

[Arjun] Hey puppet! You are stupid!

Anonymous said...

It's no longer funny. The whole conversation is getting malicious. Stop it!


PS: If any of you call me "Mother" or "Father", I'll kill you. :)

Sandeep said...

Is it just me, or does 'malicious' sound kinky to anyone??

I think calling him a puppet was totally uncalled for. He still hadn't responded to the earlier comment.

In retrospect, I think it could've been a better concert.

Malaveeka said...

Is there gonna be a fight?

I place my bets on the KD guy.

Five to one odds.

May the betting begin.

[Arjun]: Picking on people never appealed me. Especially after the age of fourteen.

Karthik D said...
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Malaveeka said...

KD: the puppet thing was fantastic dude.

Keep it going!

Arjun Sharma said...

[Arvind]How about 'Reverend Betina' ? I always wanted to call someone that.

[Sandeep]'Malicious' doesn't sound kinky. It sounds like drooling.

You still haven't answered my earlier question about why you were reading about male breasts.

Yes, it could have been much better.

[Malaveeka]Pick a winning side, pick a winning side.

Who's picking on anyone? A little constructive criticism never hurt anyone.

Besides, we should all be able to take a joke. We shouldn't take ourselves so seriously. We should only take our books seriously.

[KD]This post will never be removed. My freedom of expression and speech can never be curbed. Except under threat of castration.

[Malaveeka again]You're clever. I see what you're doing here.

Karthik D said...

[Arvind] This post is by itself "malicious". It would be appropriate if this post is removed.

[Sandeep] Uncalled for? This post was uncalled for.

archana said...

I couldn't agree more with Malaveeka on the "picking on people part".

Karthik D said...

[Arjun] Constructive criticism? Calling somebody stupid is not constructive criticism.

Able to take a joke eh? I have taken more than enough of them. You just crossed the limits.

threat of castration? Theres nothing left to practice castration upon.

You would do better by deleting the post.

[Malaveeka] Hey! Thanks.

archana said...

"Besides, we should all be able to take a joke"..
You need help!

archana said...

"threat of castration? Theres nothing left to practice castration upon."


Malaveeka said...

This is fun. More than those looooong Goa things.

Please let there be more name calling.

But not malicious.

Arjun Sharma said...

[Archana]Ah, mum, good to have you back. I was beginning to miss you.

[KD]It is constructive criticism if you look at it in the right spirit. I've been called names before and I've laughed with the people who've called me names.

See? I can use cool HTML tags too.

What're you thanking Malaveeka for? She's just yanking your goat. She's getting a big kick out of all this.

[Sandeep]Am I going too far?

Malaveeka said...

I yank no goats sir.

It is against my religion.

Plus, I am affronted that you would ply such crap in my name.

Go KD!

Sandeep said...

'Yanking ones goat' is definitely kinky. I don't care what anyone says.

I think it's time to get personal.

Karthik D said...

[Arjun] Good spirits? You wrote the post in good spirits. Right?

I don't find it amusing to be the unnecessary target of some stupid public bashing. You have made a mistake.

I stop it here. Its not worth the effort.

Malaveeka said...
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Malaveeka said...

I think this has moved from funny to ugly.

Please stop.

That is all I have to say.

P.S Arjun is secretly addicted to the Bold and Beautiful.

Suprita said...
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Suprita said...

KD rocks. In his own weird not-too-many-words ways. Arjun worships humor. Will use any/all opportunities to say something funny.. Everyone go sleep.

archana said...

He is also addicted to Santa Barbara and Riviera.

archana said...

I meant, Arjun is addicted to Santa Barbara and Riviera.

c'est moi said...

mayhap I got the address wrong... on orkut.. go to my profile and through that to Saurabh and then his blog.. if you want to...

Arjun Sharma said...

[Malaveeka] What religion prohibits yanking goats? Something which advocates, strangely enough, celibacy, going by Sandeep's discovery of the kinkier aspects of that expression.

[Sandeep] Yes, it's been very impersonal all this while.

[KD] OK.

[Malaveeka] I am NOT addicted to The bold and the beautiful! I haven't even watched a single episode of it.

[Suprita] OK.

[Archana] OK.

[c'est moi] I'll do that.

Malaveeka said...

It's OK.

No shame in admitting you have a problem.

Arjun said...

Fine, I'll take the 50th.

[Malaveeka]I don't have a problem. And I'm not in denial.

Malaveeka said...