Sunday, March 25, 2007

Apparently,

*I'm much funnier when I write than I am in person.
*I look 27.
*I have psychological problems because I like people (mis)judging me.
*I shouldn't speak of the porn industry often when I meet someone for the first time.
*Staring at women in bathtubs on television while talking to someone is not really a polite thing.
*You can't make a U-turn at Anil Kumble circle, but many people 'avail this facility' nevertheless.
*Everybody steals something or the other at one point in their life or another; so it's ok.
*Looking people in the eye and not anywhere else makes people and people's friends happy.
*Some servers suck.
*I type slowly.
*Speaking fast is a sign of intelligence.
*'Jayanth,' as a name, is not the world's best. Neither is 'Gregory.'
*Sandeep Sharma's nose is wondrous. As is his propensity to look meaningfully at dirt while speaking.
*Moots are not hangouts for cool cows but faux cases where lawyers argue. To hone their skills.
*Ram Jethmalani is a cool guy who is not averse to flirting with girls far younger than his granddaughters, if any. And he's a brilliant man.
*Some bastards write law textbooks.
*The word 'gangly' is not to be used in normal, public conversations unless you want to be mistaken for someone from 1830.
*That lawyers lie all the time is a myth.

29 comments:

Harish said...

oLLE haasya!

Malaveeka said...

Ha ha.

Not really.

First KD, now me?

And I did not say 'hone' skills.

It was you that said heathen.

You SUCK!

:)

Arcane Crapper said...

Confessions of a humourous mind. That's what. :D

Arjun said...

[Harish]Eno, nodi.

[Malaveeka] No, I haven't 'attacked' you or anything. I was just...you're all very touchy people.

You did not say ;hone.' I just put it in there because it sounded so right.

You liked 'heathen,' didn't you? :)

To suck is my birthright and I shall have it. Wait, that didn't sound right.

[Arcane Crapper]Nodi, irbodu.

tangled said...

"I hear a Malaveeka"
I was going to say
But then she took
All the fun away

And when will you fix
That meeting I asked for?
I promise this time I'll
use another chauffeur

:D

tangled said...

I think I might agree with the looking 27.

Sandeep said...

What does 'propensity to look meaningfully at dirt while speaking' mean?

nivedita said...

Bic Runga.

c'est moi said...

Finally, it happened!

@Mals: Miss you. Wish I could've joined in for the coffe/meal/drink! Would've been fun!

@ Arjun: No it did NOT sound right. Though technically it is correct. Pun intended. [:)] You are funny but not old enough to be date worthy yet.

And children! Hush! No fighting.

Now be nice and make up.

* I did NOT mean make out, you dirty, dirty minds!*

c'est moi said...

P.S. RJ is NOT a nice man. He is NOT brilliant. He's an old goat and if he does flirt with ladies that young, then he's a lecherous old goat!

P.P.S. Apologies to all goats. No offence meant but that particular turn of phrase is rather... apt.

P.P.P.S. Law books are written *sometimes* by a********. What's bad is not the author,, but the f****** who uses them as a measuring tool to judge a lousy answer-paper. You get what I mean Mals!

And Arjun, proud of you for maintaining eye-contact.

c'est moi said...

P.S. RJ is NOT a nice man. He is NOT brilliant. He's an old goat and if he does flirt with ladies that young, then he's a lecherous old goat!

P.P.S. Apologies to all goats. No offence meant but that particular turn of phrase is rather... apt.

P.P.P.S. Law books are written *sometimes* by a********. What's bad is not the author,, but the f****** who uses them as a measuring tool to judge a lousy answer-paper. You get what I mean Mals!

And Arjun, proud of you for maintaining eye-contact.

Harish said...
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Harish said...

Since there is something about RJ here, I couldn't help pasting this link here. Please. Awesome video.
Ram vs Sagarika

Malaveeka said...

People.
I am/was not pissed.

Except that I thought it would be funny to sound angry about things.

Obviously, that failed.

Please go ahead and make fun.

I like RJ. He's funny although slightly creepy.

Su, I miss ya too babe. Food anytime.

And btw NO one misunderstood the make up part.

Methinks MIK needs to pay ya a lit (conjugal) visit. :)

Tangled, yes. We need to meet up. But I'm piled with work so maybe later?

Arjun: You don't suck. Btw there is a community on orkut whick has these frandship messages. Go check.

Malaveeka said...

Dear Sandeep,

I think Arjun is obsessed with you and your nose.

He brought you up every 14 seconds on an average.

He spoke of your kindness, your affection for porn and something else.

He also brought up Nivedita and her Spanish lessons.

But mostly he spoke of you in a tone bodering on slavish( not slavic) adoration.

you are indeed a lucky boy.

yours

Malaveeka

Arjun Sharma said...

[Tangled]She's busy.

[Sandeep]You look at the ground while you speak, is what it means.

[Nivedita]What's that, a new biscuit from Kolar?

[Suhasini]Yes yes, make up, not make out, got that.

Aww, why don't you like Jethmalani? He's good in that video.

[Harish]Thanks-appa!

[Malaveeka]I'll check that.

[Malaveeka and Suhasini]Get a room.

[Malaveeka et Sandeep]I just said you, Sandeep, supported the porn industry as I did, that we thought it was a noble industry. Not support monetarily but morally.

You thought his nose was wondrous.

Slavish, ok. What is Slavic adoration? I didn't get that joke.

nivedita said...

Sandeep does not talk about you as much. Unrequited it is.

No, not a biscuit from Kolar.

Sandeep said...

It is indeed a noble industry - serving people over the decades, making the loveless feel loved, the sexless.... you get the point.

I have a wondrous nose. It's just a little deviated.

I talk about him as much as he does. It's out pact.

Arjun Sharma said...

[Nivedita]If it's not a biscuit, what is it?

[Sandeep]What's 'out pact'? You and Malaveeka make jokes I don't get.

nivedita said...

Why are you being obdurately stupid? Use Google.
And Sandeep made a typo.

Arjun Sharma said...

Briolette Kah Bic Runga -- third after Jayanth and Gregory.

Sandeep said...

hehe, she used obdurate....

I'm right now sitting in my Jockey shorts, eating corn flakes drenched in milk. Does that do anything to anyone?

nivedita said...

c'mon, she's part maori and part chinese..

[Sandeep] Don't! Arjun's feeling miserable enough already.

:)

c'est moi said...

Why the insistence on kannada?

Especially as there are others present here who do not quite follow...

Me thinks you no want me here.

:(

Arjun Sharma said...

[Sandeep]You don't know how hard I had to fight to keep from speaking about the 'obdurate.'

[Nivedita]Part Maori, part Chinese...how the hell did that happen?

[Suhasini]Huh? Who said anything in Kannada here?

nivedita said...

See, due to the yever yincreasing globalisation yanything can happen

nivedita said...

Picture this.

Vietnam war.

Maori soldier (NATO?) goes to Malaysia on a break. Meets Chinese lounge singer there.

Love.

The Darkling Thrush said...

w/b home, Mal.?

hogli, beNNe dose tindra?

older men are nice. 27 needn't be so bad. it's only 3 away from 30. so, shave your head to save yourself from bald embarrassment.

poor Sandeep in Glasgow.
poor Glasgow, also.
Sandeep, go work. don't spam here.

The Darkling Thrush said...

a-nd, timepass polemic:

Arjun Sharma has way too much time on his hands.

wa-ay too much.